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The Berenstein Bears series of books have long been favourites of children around the world. Through expert advice and a compassionate attitude toward the difficulties of growing up, the books have taught generations of children how to behave in various social situations. Children can relate to Brother and Sister Bear, and their ordeals and fun in childhood. Through reading the books children can also understand the difficulties their parents face in rearing them, which makes them more obedient and thoughtful of their actions. It should come as no surprise then that children can learn valuable life lessons from Mama, Papa, Brother, and Sister Bear when THE BERENSTEIN BEARS GO BIG PIMPIN'.

See the children make the correct life decisions at show and tell.
: Watch them turn to the correct authoritative figure in trying times.
Father teaches the values of an honest businessman.
The parents consult one another on correct nutrition.
The children learn the clean enjoyment of street salesmen.
And then see parents set the example by Father teaching Mother correct expression of assertive behavior.

* The Berenstein Bears is in no way endorsed by anyone. All opinions of The Berenstein Bears are solely the opinions of The Berenstein Bears and are in no way the opinions of The Berenstein Bears's creators, members, hosters, posters, supporters, or opponents. The Berenstein Bears are a non-profit organization dedicated to removing social disparities from our childrens book communtiy. The Berenstein Bears appreciates all questions and comments. If you would like to join The Berenstein Bears, too bad, you can't, they are bears. This presentation is Copyrighted © 2001 by The Berenstein Bears. If you would like to use portions of this presentation, pictures included in it, or opinions expressed by it, you must receive the express written consent of Berenstein Bears themselves. The following was a farce. If you don't know what a farce is, perhaps The Berenstein Bears cannot help you.

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