The OfficiaI I.T.F.C.R.E.R.P.M.C.S.O.E.M. Website

The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement

Welcome to the official website for The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement (T.I.T.F.C.R.E.R.P.M.C.S.O.E.M. for short). We are a non-profit organization committed to the advancement of optional player classes in the multiplayer modification Team Fortress Classic, made for the PC game Half-life, by Valve Software and Sierra. We are aware that an upcoming patch for this game will apparently provide additional player models, including female models. However, in our neverending quest to resolve disparities between the social representation of various groups, we have included the classes below as examples of classes we feel should be included in an upcoming TFC patch. If you would like to make a check or money tax-deductable donation to the TFC Equality Fund, or would like to comment on our movement, please email our public relations department. Also, you can post your questions and comments in our forum.*

1. Illegal Alien Scout - He once tried swimming to the U.S., but had to be saved by dolphins and was promptly flown back home. Now he tries concussion-jumping over the border fence.

2. Financially Underpriviledged Rustic Sniper - The only thing worse than hunting without beer is fishing without beer.

3. Jewish Soldier - Fights everyday to restore peace to the Holy Land.*

*except the Sabbath.

4. Islamic Demoman - Commonly blows embassies and other things up.

5. Vertically Challenged Medic - His diminuative height doesn't prevent him from healing his teammates, or giving people who harass him the West Nile Virus.

6. Tituba the HWgal - Can a sista get a Amen?

7. Native American Pyro - Sets things like covered wagons on fire when he's not hitting the slots on the reservation.

8. Physically Challenged Spy - Is he feigning or did he fall out of his wheelchair again?

9. Japanese Engineer - They always were good with electronics.

10. Transgendered Random Player Class - Straight off the set of The Jerry Springer Show™. What gender will it be today?

11. Civilian - Of course, the white male is affluent and well dressed.

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* The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement is in no way endorsed by Infidel Clan. All opinions of The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement are solely the opinions of The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement and are in no way the opinions of The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement's creators, members, hosters, posters, supporters, or opponents. The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement is a non-profit organization dedicated to removing social disparities from our society. The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement appreciates all questions and comments. If you would like to join The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement, too bad, you can't. This presentation is Copyrighted © 2000 by The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement. If you would like to use portions of this presentation, pictures included in it, or opinions expressed by it, you must receive the express written consent of The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement. The following was a farce. If you don't know what a farce is, perhaps The International Team Fortress Classic Racial, Ethnic, Religious, Physically and Mentally Challenged, and Sexual Orientation Equality Movement cannot help you.