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Headlines Archive

Feb. 10, 2001 - Apr. 19, 2001

Health Headlines:

Urn 'o Blud doctors invite man to stop tasting the rainbow

Urn 'o Blud 2/10/01

Dec. 8, 2000 - Feb 10, 2001

International Headlines:

Terror on the High Seas - An Urn 'o Blud Exclusive

In this exclusive Urn 'o Blud photograph smuggled out of Russia by our political news sources, a Russian Su-24MR reconnaisance aircraft is clearly visible overflying the USS Kitty Hawk (CV 63) while the carrier undergoes refueling operations.

Tokyo Japan (Urn 'o Blud Exclusive) - On October 17, Russian aircraft overflew the USS Kitty Hawk while it sailed in the Sea of Japan during refueling operations. Because of the refueling, fighter aircraft could not be scrambled immediately to intercept the intruding Russian aircraft before they overflew the deck, taking pictures of panicking sailors. Nearly 45 minutes later US fighters launched from the carrier. However, Urn 'o Blud has learned from internal sources inside the Iron Curtain that the Russian aircraft never were intercepted because they developed "technical difficulties" after the overflight, and were forced to return to base promptly.

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The Official Kitty Hawk Web site
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Urn 'o Blud 12/8/00

Dec. 29, 2000 - Feb 6, 2001

Political Headlines:

President elect Bush assigns cabinet members and three designated drivers for the New Years bash.

Urn 'o Blud 12/29/00

Dec. 9, 2000 - Dec. 29, 2000

Urn o' Blud Holiday Candy:

With the holidays coming up you are bound to be consuming loads of candy. To this your teeth will be taking some damage. Our top notch Urn o' Blud dentist says, "Maintaining an entire mouthful of 32 healthy teeth can be a daunting task. Instead pick one or two of your favorites and focus on them. Brushing should always be done up and down, not with violent stabbing motions. To reduce wear and tear on your teeth, stick to soft foods like pudding and frosting."

Urn 'o Blud 12/9/00

Nov. 9, 2000 - Dec. 8, 2000

Political Headlines:

National Election Board: Percentage of Florida polls volunteers who were senile was above the national legal limit of 75%.

Rev. Jesse Jackson demands recount citing the fact that many Florida ballots were not in clear ebonics.

Urn 'o Blud 11/9/00

Oct. 1, 2000 - Dec. 8, 2000

Nov. 9, 2000 - Nov. 30, 2000

	Political Headlines: British Monarch shows opinion of the tightest US presidential battle ever.
	Urn 'o Blud 11/9/00

Nov. 9, 2000 - Nov. 17, 2000

Presidential Time Line:

4:30 pm : Ralph Nader has a big dinner and goes to bed early.
10:05 pm: Florida-vote one goes to Mr.Gore, call CNN and declare Gore the winner.
10:36 pm : Timberwolves 107, Bulls 109, Nader 2.
11:45 pm : Florida-votes two and three go to Mr. Bush, call CNN and declare Bush the winner
1:50 am : Gore calls for a revote, Bush asks for a refill.
2:10 am : Repulican party calls OJ to hide some ballot boxes.
2:40 am : Gore calls George Bush and conceeds the election.
2:50 am : Gore calls George Bush and retracts his statement.
3:00 am : Gore calls asking for Anheiser Busch, giggles and hangs up.
3:05 am : A confused Bush calls himself to conceed
3:09 am : Cheney asks himself what the hell he got himself into.
3:40 am : National media hides that Ralph Nader actually won the election.
4:50 am : Monica Lewinsky drifts off to sleep still confused over who she will intern for next year.

Urn 'o Blud 11/9/00

Oct. 22 - Nov. 9, 2000

Urn 'o Blud's Halloween Safety Tip:

If you're packing when you go Trick or Treating this year, make sure to paint the gun bright orange so the pigs think its a toy.

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Aug. 17 - 24, 2000

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